Miami Shake

my cousin said this smelled like a kindergarten teacher, it is giving strawberry in a crayon way. i love this. i love strawberry fragrances like this + burberry her which get me so many compliments. i can see why miami shake could turn rancid depending on the weather on body chemistry. on me luckily it stays fruity and slightly soapy. i don't know why it's called miami shake i don't get any milk or ice cream from this at all, just an explosion of berries and crayons.

I had a feeling I wouldn't like this. It lives in the realm of Burberry Her, which I can't stand. The fake, strawberry, plastic, designer-ick notes are slightly headache-inducing. If Her had a flanker named 'Her AMPED' - it would smell exactly like Miami Shake.

Thissss one, omg. This one knocked me flat over, but like not in a bad way. I never knew a fragrance could be so powerful. That first hit is almost too strong, I wont lie. But give it a few minutes, it turns into the brightest, fruitiest scent with cream, just like a milkshake. If you ever complain about not being able to smell a fragrance on yourself, trust me on this one, this one you absolutely will. After a couple hours, you're left with a softer, milky scent that is still super noticable. Just 10/10, a wild summer in a bottle. I will say, because of its strength, I have to be in a really certain mood to want to wear this one. One spray is plenty, btw, which is fantastic because the travel size is huuuuuge and well-priced for what you're getting. I will also always adore the name of Juliette has a Gun, like she's just iconic like that.

oh mygosh my new favourite fragrance i needa. full bottle ASAP its so perfect and sooo sweet and yummy if u are not a super gourmand fan u may not like this, also this smells like pink sugar berry blast

As a fan of JHAG, I found this perfume to be disappointing. The notes were there, but they were too simplistic and lacked any depth, leaving it in generic body mist territory. I wouldn’t spend money on this one, it’s a dime a dozen. You can find this DNA just about anywhere.

Miami flavour... This smells like Miami flavoured food! the pre workouts, protein shakes, and sweet candy with Miami flavour actually smells like this! i get a coconut ice cream, bits of pineapple, strawberry milkshake, & milk.

like someone threw up strawberry ice cream in a hair salon.

This is oddly specific, but this smells like an open house showing in the 2000s-2010s to me. Something about this reminds me of when everyone's home was Tuscan-inspired. Did not pick up on any of the actual notes at all.

so sweet and creamy and everything i have ever wanted in a fragrance. i love smelling like a dessert!

i really wanted to like this! :( the strawberry notes are wayy too cloying, yet sheer at the same time? it lacks depth and you can hardly get any note of waffle cone or creamy vanilla. the best example i can give is a strawberry scented plastic toy, and NOT in a good way. it's headache inducing. worst of all, it sticks around forever... i had to wash my arm off with oil based soap for it to come off. it's a no for me.

Strawberry cupcake… But one taken from a Barbie playset. Or better yet, one of these circa 2008 plastic cupcake lip balms… For some reason these Juliette perfumes ring sentimental for me especially for childhood summer - Lust for the Sun is just like a suncream I had as a kid and Banana Rush reminds me of banana and honey ice cream we had in Poland in early 00’s. They bring back specific memories to the point I can’t even tell if I like them as scents separated from the nostalgia. But as a gourmand lover I find Miami Shake easily wearable and fun without being overwhelmingly sweet or too complex for the summer

synthetic and cheap strawberry milk :( not good

So sweet! Too much so. This sounds like it would be nice for summer, but it's not. It's too much.

I liked it immediately after spraying the sample to the point I was considering buying a full sized bottle, but after an hour or so it dried down... Smells like going out on a hot and humid summer night, grabbing a McDonald's strawberry shake before hitting the bar and then drinking too many gin and tonics, puking gin and strawberry shake all over my dress, washing it off with Dollarama hand soap in the bathroom and then continuing on with my night like nothing happened.

This is too heavy for summer heat, extremely synthetic and cloying. Plastic-y, medicinal, artificial strawberry and the vanilla is equally as synthetic. Definitely gives cheap body spray. Im so bummed.

A bright strawberry ice cream scent that evokes 7Virtues Strawberry Jam and Yum Boujee Marshmallow! Sweet, fruity with a comforting vanilla cream, an excellent summer perfume!

i dislike this one on myself, too bright, too cutesy, but my best friend would DEFINITELY smell amazing with this. giving them my full decant of it tomorrow, sure they'll be wearing it for the summer. wonderfully sweet and fun, just not on me.

smells like an unsweetened strawberry milkshake or strawberry ice cream. its not too strong and i dont think its annoying or overwhelming at all

It's okay, but really nothing special. It reminds me of a vanilla candle and Strawberry Bon Bons, very artificial smelling. It's creamy, but not nearly as lactonic as I was expecting. This is the kind of fragrance I'd expect from a B&BW body spray. It's an extremely flat fragrance that doesn't evolve on the skin at all. The sillage is decent, and the longevity is moderate. I was hoping for more, but ultimately ended up slightly disappointed. It's not terrible, just incredibly underwhelming... 🍓🍦

baby this is liquor

ew it smells like if i ate too many strawberries and vomited

I wanted to love this, but it smells like vomit and dries down to superdose body odour.

don't know how people are getting vomit from this lol it smells like vanilla cake with strawberries on top : ) the strawberry feels realistic, tart and sweet ❤️

I wanted to like this but it smells almost rotten to me. Like some kind of fermenting alcohol. Hard pass

This reminds me a little bit of Petra by Lattafa and Coco Fleur by Nette, except those smell a lot more pretty to me. This has a little bit of a synthetic edge to it to me, so it just pulls more musky to me.

A little plasticky and medicinal (literally like Calpol!) but still fun. The opening is very synthetic but it dries down to a playful berry anchored by a little vanilla. The scent really doesn’t feel any more complex than this though, which makes it hard to justify the price! But overall, this scent really evokes a Y2K-early 2010s girly vibe. Lasts reasonably well but ironically, I think it would be too cloying for Miami summer heat.

i expected this to be plasticky and kinda bad but i honestly love it!! it's surprisingly complex and woody and honestly just really sexy but not in a way that makes it too much for daytime. i've had the travel size bottle for like a week and there's already a huge dent cause i'm wearing this thing daily. as a certified floral hater it's so nice to find a sweet summer scent that isn't too cloying OR floral

smells like throwing up fruity vodka on hot asphalt on top of someone’s dropped strawberry ice cream. you can smell the gasoline from passing cars. reminds me of the time i was younger i got drunk and hit the vape too many times in the car and begged my friend to pull over to puke on somebody's driveway. it was a pink lemonade vape. sorry to that homeowner. sorry to myself for giving this perfume the benefit of the doubt.

When I tested this in store on a paper strip, I didnt read any of the fragrance notes. To me this smelled like watermelon, beachy vanilla. Really really enjoyed what I was smelling on paper strip. After buying the bottle, yes I can get a bit of that "vomit" vibe on my skin, but thankfully its only in the very initial blast opening and lasts like 15min and then the rest of the fragrance is very nice. Overall, .....its a summer gourmand with red fruity, creamy vanilla laid over a sunscreen type backbone. I got a "tester" bottle online for only like $65 for the 3.2oz, and at that price yes its worth a buy. But not for $150 retail....no way.

Cinnamon-tinged vomit, and then nothing. Nothing at all. So weird.